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It's Festivus for the Rest of Us! - The Festivus Pole | preorder (available 9/1 - 9/30)

It's Festivus for the Rest of Us! - The Festivus Pole | preorder (available 9/1 - 9/30)

Regular price
Sale price
We have 23 in stock.
Quantity must be 1 or more

PLEASE PURCHASE separately from other items as this is the only item that will fit in it's designated packaging and I am unable to hold ready to ship/dyed to order items.

"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it."

inspired by the winter holidays and Frank Costanza's disdain for commercial religious aspects of Christmas.

The Aluminum Pole:

  • ONE full size skein of Festivus themed yarn
this is a PREORDER listing and will ship mid to late November about the yarn:

4-ply sock

  • 75/25 SW Merino/Nylon
  • approx. 463 yards/100g
  • 6 - 8 sts/in | US 1 - 3

2-ply 80/20

  • 80/20 SW Merino/Nylon
  • approx. 400 yards/100g
  • 6 - 8 sts/in | US 1 - 3
recommended washing instructions: hand wash with wool wash, lay flat to dry
plank & stella yarns are hand dyed using professional acid dyes. we do our best to capture the colors as accurately as possible, but due to screen calibration your screen may show the colors differently.

due to the unique nature of hand dyed yarn no two skeins of the same colorway, batch, and dye lot are exactly alike. if your project requires more than one skein, try alternating skeins to get a more uniform look.

plank & stella yarns are all rinsed thoroughly to make sure no excess dye remains. however there may be a minimal amount of color bleeding during your first few washes.

plank & stella yarns are dyed in a smoke-free and pet-free home.

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